Rice Purity Test

Time to find out if you’re a saint, a menace, or a saintly menace.

Are you Pure as Fresh Snow, or the kind of goblin that can’t legally be left unsupervised? This Rice Purity Test maps out exactly where you land on the spectrum from sweet and wholesome to full-blown Corruption Incarnate. Maybe you’re Sweet but Spicy, balancing curiosity with caution. Maybe you’re Worldly but Grounded, or even a Certified Menace with a knack for turning a quiet night into a police-adjacent story. Whatever your result, you’ll get a personality snapshot that shows exactly how pure, spicy, or unhinged you really are.