Time to find out if you’re a saint, a menace, or a saintly menace.
Are you pure as fresh snow or the kind of goblin who absolutely should not be left unsupervised? This Rice Purity Test finds exactly where you fall on the spectrum from sweet and wholesome to full corruption incarnate. Maybe you’re "Sweet but Spicy", and live an adventurous life with good intentions. Or maybe you’re a Certified Menace, regularly turning random Tuesday evenings into a story no one can tell their parents. Wherever you land, your score gives you a snapshot of your innocence level, your questionable decisions, and your overall flavor of unhinged.
This quiz goes deeper than shock value or wild "have you ever" checkboxes. It looks at your choices, your boundaries, your curiosity, and the way you navigate risk, connection, and chaos. The Rice Purity Test has always been part innocence audit, part coming of age ritual, capturing the messy mix of growth, rebellion, and self discovery. Your score reflects the experiences you’ve had and the ones you’ve tiptoed around, revealing the blend of purity, mischief, and wisdom that shapes you. Ready to see where you actually fall on the purity spectrum? Take the test and find out.
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If this Rice Purity Test made you question how innocent you really are, try our Do I Have a Dirty Mind Quiz to see how much of that purity has actually survived. Or explore your wild side with the How Freaky Are You Quiz, and find out where you land on the freakiness spectrum. Or if you're in the mood for some serious self-reflection, take our What's Your Red Flag Quiz.
It’s Friday night. Your plans got canceled last minute. What do you do instead?
• Cozy up at home with a blanket and a comfort show.
• Text a friend to come over for snacks and a movie.
• See who’s around for a casual dinner.
• Hit up a party you weren’t invited to but know about.
• End up somewhere you definitely shouldn’t be.
• Don’t make it home until the sun’s up.
Your friend says, "Let’s do something mildly illegal." What’s your move?
• Shut that down immediately.
• Ask them to define "mildly".
• Watch from the sidelines just for the entertainment.
• Help them plan so it’s less risky.
• Join in with a small role to avoid blame.
• Take the lead and make it even more outrageous.
You’re handed a drink at a party and told, "Don’t worry about what’s in it." What do you do?
• Hand it back and ask for water.
• Throw it in their face. What an insane thing to say.
• Take a cautious sip.
• Down it and hope for the best.
• Share it around to "test" it.
• Finish it and ask for another.
Your least reliable friend texts, "I have an idea" with no context. What’s your reply?
• Nope. Not even responding to that.
• "Is it better than your last idea?"
• If it’s harmless, I’m in.
• Ok, I’m game.
• "Can I do it without pants? Because I lost my pants."
• You had me at "idea."
You’re in a new city and want to meet people. How do you go about it?
• Attend a local class or workshop.
• Join a hobby group or club.
• Chat with strangers at a café.
• Go bar-hopping.
• Start conversations in questionable neighborhoods at 2 a.m.
• Wake up with a new friend you met in a totally unplanned way.
A couple has just approached you and asked you to be their third. How do you respond?
• "Third? Like, we're all going to hang out together?"
• Feel flattered but turn them down.
• "Buy me a drink, and we'll see where this goes."
• "Maybe. Why don't you two give me a demonstration first?"
• Break out your list of kinks to check for compatibility.
• "Actually, I was wondering if you'd be my 4th and 5th for tonight."
Someone dares you to jump into a freezing lake at night. What happens next?
• You refuse and go home. Like a reasonable person.
• You watch someone else do it and and cheer from the shore.
• You dip your foot in, then bail.
• You do it for the story. And the 'gram.
• You do it and pull someone else in with you.
• You cannonball in without a second thought.
You’re on a trip and your phone dies. How do you handle it?
• Find the nearest charger immediately. Obviously.
• Stick to your group like glue so you don’t get lost.
• Wander a little but keep track of where you are.
• Finally I'm free! Time to explore to my heart's content.
• Go off with strangers who seem fun. I'll find a charger later.
• Phone? In the trash. Me? In someone's bed.
Your family asks if you have any secrets. What do you say?
• "Secrets? No, none at all."
• "Look, college was a wild time, okay?"
• "None that you need to worry about."
• "I have some stories...but who doesn't?"
• "Obviously. But everyone's going to have to get really cool about a lot of stuff before I share them."
• "My dear family, you ARE the secret."
When was the last time you did something you wouldn’t want on the internet?
• Never. I'm an open book.
• Years ago, but all that's buried by now.
• Probably a few months ago, but who hasn't?
• Last weekend. And the weekend before.
• Last night. But your mom said she wouldn't post it.
• Literally right now as I take this quiz. I'm a good multi-tasker.
You wake up in a stranger’s house. What’s the most likely reason?
• That would never happen.
• A friend’s friend offered me a place to crash.
• Lost track of time and stayed over somewhere safe.
• The night got a little out of hand, but all's well that ends well.
• An adventure went completely sideways, like me on their couch.
• I’m not sure, but it would be a great story if I could remember it.
You’re told "rules are rules." What’s your take?
• Love them. They keep everything safe and fair.
• Rules are fine as long as they make sense.
• Rules are made to be bent. Especially stupid ones.
• More like guidelines, really. Very loose guidelines.
• Rules exist because breaking them is fun. Give me more, I dare you.
• What rules? You mean the Rule of Cool? Nerd.
You have managed to keep your life cleaner than most people’s internet histories. It’s not that you’re boring, you just value peace over unnecessary plot twists. People come to you for grounding because you don’t get swept into the chaos. You might secretly worry you’re missing out, but you’ve built a life that feels safe and steady. You don’t need to apologize for protecting your peace.
You have just enough stories to make people raise an eyebrow, but you still keep things mostly wholesome. You’re curious about the world without needing to burn it down. Friends know you’re game for fun, as long as there’s an escape route. You balance risk with self-respect better than most, and that makes you a pretty great person to have around.
You’ve done enough living to collect good stories, but you’ve also learned when to walk away. You know how to flirt with chaos without letting it ruin your week. People often think you have it all figured out, even though you’re still writing the manual as you go. You carry yourself with a mix of confidence and caution that earns respect. You don’t have to downplay your experiences to make other people comfortable.
You’ve seen things, done things, and made questionable decisions in the name of fun. You don’t seek trouble, but you won’t turn it down if it comes knocking. Your friends never know if a night with you will end in a deep conversation or a bizarre police story. You’re both loved and lightly feared, which is a hard balance to pull off.
You don’t just find trouble. You are trouble, wrapped in charm and bad ideas. You live for the story and care less about the consequences. Friends follow you because you make life feel like a movie, even if it’s one with questionable ratings. Just remember you don’t always have to turn life up to eleven for it to be worth living.
If there’s a line, you’ve crossed it. If there’s a limit, you’ve tested it. You’ve lived a thousand lives in one and have stories that could shut down small talk for hours. People are drawn to your unapologetic energy, even if they can’t keep up with you. Every so often, maybe ask yourself what you actually want next instead of just chasing the next high.
