What kind of people do you find most annoying?

• People who act like they know everything

• People who get everything handed to them

• People who never follow through

• People who make everything about themselves

• People who never take risks

What’s your poison?

• Late-night oversharing with people I barely know

• Doomscrolling until my brain is static

• Fantasizing about people I lowkey hate

• Saying something I know will hurt, then regretting it

• Buying stuff I don’t need just to feel something

When do you feel most like yourself?

• When I’m being noticed for something I’m great at

• When I’m talking honestly with someone I trust

• When I’m doing absolutely nothing and no one expects anything

• When I’m secretly winning and no one knows it yet

• When I’m getting exactly what I want

Pick an unhinged hill you would absolutely die on:

• I deserve the last word

• A little revenge is fine actually

• Everyone is faking it and I see through it all

• Being hot is a personality

• Nothing matters so I’ll do what I want

When you fantasize about “winning,” what does it look like?

• Everyone who doubted me finally shuts up

• I have so much money I never have to think about it again

• I’m living rent-free in all my exes’ heads

• I’ve disappeared completely and no one can reach me

• I’m universally loved and admired, but still mysterious

What’s your relationship with control?

• I need it or I start spiraling

• I chase it, but it slips away

• I avoid it, feels like pressure

• I pretend I don’t care, but secretly obsess

• If I can’t have it, I’ll break the system

How do you feel when someone else gets what you wanted?

• I pretend to be happy but feel sick

• I convince myself I didn’t want it anyway

• I analyze how they pulled it off

• I get mad and start spiraling

• I try to one-up them

What’s your most petty recurring thought?

• I deserve better than this

• They only succeeded because they cheated

• I could ruin everything if I wanted to

• Maybe if I disappear, they’ll miss me

• I hope they know I’m watching

Choose your villain origin story:

• My spotlight was stolen

• I was humiliated and never forgot

• They told me I was too much

• No one saw me coming

• I just wanted to be loved

What’s your default state when you’re alone?

• Dreaming about a life I don’t have

• Eating, scrolling, numbing out

• Plotting something unhinged

• Dressing up for no one

• Deeply content, for once

What feeling do you chase even when it ruins you?

• Being desired

• Being in control

• Feeling like I’ve finally “won”

• Release, I want to stop caring

• Knowing I hurt them back

Your boss assigns you something boring and unnecessary. What happens next?

• I do it, but silently seethe

• I procrastinate until it’s too late

• I half-ass it just enough to check the box

• I find a way to make it useful to me

• I delegate it and take credit