What kind of texter are you, honestly?

• I reply instantly, then reread what I said 12 times.

• I respond mentally, forget to actually send it, then vanish.

• I wait a few hours on purpose so I don’t seem too eager.

• I send a voice memo or unhinged meme instead of a real answer.

• I reply when I have the energy. Could be in a minute. Could be in four days.

Pick a weird flex that lives rent-free in your mind.

• I can leave anyone on read, even if I’m obsessed with them.

• I always know when someone’s catching feelings before they do.

• I can make any argument feel like your idea.

• I’ll drop everything to help, even if I’m falling apart.

• I once convinced a situationship to plan a trip with me they didn’t even go on.

You’ve been on three great dates. They ask what you’re looking for. Your reaction?

• I say “something real” but quietly hope they don’t ask follow-ups.

• I dodge the question with a joke and change the topic.

• I tell them exactly what they want to hear in the moment.

• I panic, over-explain, and spiral about how I sounded.

• I ghost before the conversation even happens.

What are you most likely to overthink?

• Whether I came off as “too much.”

• If they’re losing interest or just busy.

• What I should have said instead.

• How to casually mention my major achievements.

• Whether I even like them or just like being liked.

How do you feel when someone hugs you unexpectedly?

• I melt instantly and never want it to end.

• I freeze up, then pretend it didn’t happen.

• I return it, but I’m already analyzing what it meant.

• I act normal but think about it for the next six hours.

• I hug back dramatically like we’re in a movie.

Your partner needs space. What does your brain do with that?

• Interprets it as rejection and spirals quietly.

• Thinks “finally” and immediately plans a solo night.

• Starts imagining worst-case scenarios by the hour.

• Respects it out loud, resents it silently.

• Posts thirst traps for emotional leverage.

What emotion do you find hardest to sit with?

• Vulnerability. I hate feeling exposed.

• Guilt. I replay my mistakes like a playlist.

• Boredom. I’ll cause chaos just to feel something.

• Jealousy. I never want to admit I feel it.

If your love life were a weather forecast, what would it be?

• Scattered storms with brief, intense sun.

• Foggy with low visibility and poor communication.

• Light flurries of interest, no accumulation.

• Tornado warnings but you stayed to film it.

• Sunny but somehow still emotionally cold.

You feel jealous, but you know it’s irrational. What happens next?

• I bottle it up and act extra chill.

• I let it out in a petty or chaotic way.

• I project confidence and then spiral in private.

• I ask for reassurance but regret it immediately.

• I ghost and pretend it’s not related.

What do you do when someone hurts your feelings but doesn’t realize it?

• Say nothing, but quietly pull away.

• Try to forgive them before I fully feel it.

• Get dramatic so they figure it out on their own.

• Bring it up gently, then feel guilty for doing so.

• Joke about it in a way that makes them uncomfortable.

You start losing interest in someone. What’s your next move?

• Slowly disappear without explanation.

• Pick a fight to make them end it.

• Stay out of guilt and fake the spark.

• Post hot content and start flirting elsewhere.

• Overexplain the loss of interest until no one feels good.

What’s one fear you can’t logic your way out of?

• That I’m fundamentally too much to love long-term.

• That I’m secretly unlovable and no one’s told me yet.

• That I’ll disappoint everyone who believes in me.

• That if I open up, they’ll walk away.

• That I’m only wanted when I’m impressive.

You realize you’ve been love-bombing. What do you do?

• Deny it. It was just enthusiasm.

• Disappear before it gets weirder.

• Apologize profusely and spiral for days.

• Turn it into a joke and hope they forget.

How do you react when someone sets a boundary with you?

• I respect it, but I immediately worry I did something wrong.

• I feel defensive, even if I know they’re right.

• I distance myself so I don’t cross it again.

• I try to talk them out of it with logic or guilt.

What scares you most about love?

• That I’ll lose myself in it and forget who I am.

• That I’ll give too much and they’ll leave anyway.

• That I’ll have to be truly seen, and they won’t like what they find.

• That it won’t be enough. That I won’t be enough.