When someone compliments you, you:

• Bask like a minor deity

• Nod skeptically while feeling hollow

• Feel relieved it’s praise and not an insult

• Plan to stealthily dismantle their ego next

• Broadcast it in every group chat

• Mirror the compliment back to test them

Your ideal social media post is:

• A highlight reel of your victories

• A cryptic tweet about existential dread

• A sad selfie looking for validation

• A thread exposing someone’s flaws under the guise of “feedback”

• A heartfelt thank-you to your “tribe”

• A repost of someone praising you

When you hear criticism, you:

• Retweet your own accomplishments to drown it out

• Tell people they just don’t get the real you

• Quietly cry then pretend you don’t care

• Plot their public downfall

• Ask your fans to defend you in the comments

• Repeat their words back to see their reaction

In a group, you primarily:

• Hold court and bask in applause

• Appear aloof but watch everyone intently

• Peek for kindness like a lost puppy

• Sabotage alliances for “fun”

• Organize the event to be the hero

• Echo the crowd’s mood to fit in

Your love language is:

• Constant praise sessions

• Need for subtle reassurance

• Clinging to avoid abandonment

• Using affection as leverage

• Generous gifts to prove your worth

• Repeating their own sweet nothings

Your secret journal says:

• I’m unstoppable and deserve worship

• They’ll see my greatness eventually

• I’m too fragile for this world

• I’ll burn it all down if they hurt me

• I save people’s tears to show I care

• I write what they say about me

When you wake up, first thought is:

• How many people saw my story?

• Did someone mock me last night?

• DO I matter at all?

• Who do I get to humiliate today?

• Time to help someone, obviously

• What did I say that got applause?

Your emotional stability is best described as:

• Always top-tier, obviously

• Uneasy but hidden

• On the verge of collapse

• Chaotic and dangerous

• Dependent on saving others

• A reflection of whoever’s around

The phrase that resonates most is:

• I’m the hero of my own story

• They’ll figure me out someday

• I crumble without applause

• Trust no one, crush them first

• We rise by lifting others (or telling them we did)

• What goes around comes around

Your reaction to a stranger’s success:

• Brag about your wins until they mute you

• Smile politely while burning inside

• Feel a pang of “why not me?”

• Plot their downfall as payback

• Share their success as your own generosity

• Echo their news back at them with praise

When alone, you most often:

• Rehearse acceptance speeches

• Write secret manifestos of your greatness

• Wonder if you exist

• Plan revenge fantasies

• Volunteer for imaginary charities

• Replay people’s conversations to mimic them

Your legacy after death will be:

• Monuments of your triumphs

• A myth they’ll untangle later

• A sad note saying “I tried”

• Scars left on your enemies

• Stories of your “selfless” deeds

• Echoes of their own words