Are you mostly vanilla, secretly kinky, or full-on unhinged in ways only god can understand? If you've ever wondered "Am I freaky?", we have the quiz for you. This sexuality quiz dives into your preferences in bed, your hidden desires, and your own understanding of yourself to find your spot on the freakiness spectrum. Whether you’re still figuring things out or already have a folder labeled "absolutely not safe," this quiz will tell you what kind of freak you really are.

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Blush hard and mentally replay it for a week

Say something wildly inappropriate just to see their reaction

How do you usually react when someone flirts with you?

Screenshots of your own texts to analyze them later

What kind of content do you tend to save or screenshot for later?

Cozy bed, soft lighting, long conversation first

Somewhere private but spontaneous, like a parked car or hidden corner

Anywhere with mood lighting and good music

Somewhere slightly risky, where you might get caught

Doesn’t matter, as long as it’s intense and a little unhinged

What’s your ideal setting for intimacy?

"You cannot possibly be propositioning me in the dairy aisle..."

"Third? Like, you want me to hang out with you?"

"That’s flattering, but I don’t think I’m your person."

A couple walks up to you at the grocery store and asks you to be their third. How do you respond?

I lean into them even when they scare me a little

What’s your relationship to your own desires?

I enjoy switching roles depending on the vibe

I love taking control and setting the pace

I like losing control just to see what happens

How do you feel about being in control, or giving it up?

Something a little flirty but not too bold

Something edgy, like mesh, leather, or bold prints

Something that feels like a costume or alter ego

What kind of outfit makes you feel most confident?

It’s practically a second language for me

I’ve sent things I could never post on main

What’s your general stance on sexting and nudes?

I’d ask questions and maybe try it once

I already have a list of things I’m hoping they’ll bring up

How do you handle someone suggesting something new in bed?

Watching or reading something explicit together

A full scene with roles, rules, and maybe a safe word

Which of these would you be most likely to try, if you haven’t already?

A guy at the park said “good girl” to his dog, and I looked.

"I need to leave work early. My wife says she's low on cuddles."

Me flirting: ‘So do you believe in soulmates or...?'

"I’m not old. I just have sensory preferences and a bedtime."

"No I will NOT chill. I’ve already imagined five scenarios and built an emotional connection."

Me: “I'm normal.” Also me: [has a folder named ‘absolutely not safe’]

Which of these memes are you most likely to like and share?

Your Freakiness Spectrum

You like what you like, and you don’t feel the need to perform for anyone. You care more about connection than experimentation, and honestly, that’s not boring, it’s confident. People often confuse "vanilla" with "lacking imagination," but your intimacy is thoughtful, grounded, and safe in the best way. You create space for warmth, clarity, and comfort. Just because something’s simple doesn’t mean it’s not powerful.

Mostly Vanilla

You’re curious and self-aware, even if you haven’t explored much yet. You ask good questions, take your time, and secretly wish someone would hand you a syllabus. There’s a quiet bravery in admitting you don’t know everything, and an even deeper one in staying open to change. You don’t need to rush or compare your timeline to anyone else’s. Exploration counts even when it’s still in your head.

Open but Inexperienced

You like to try new things, but you know what’s for you and what’s not. You’re confident without being reckless, and you bring playfulness into every experiment. People feel safe going off-script with you, because you respect the lines you draw. You have freak energy, but it’s curated. You don’t have to prove anything by going further than you want to.

Adventurous with Boundaries

You’ve done the research, had the conversations, and probably sent a few spreadsheets. You know your kinks aren’t weird, because you’ve made peace with the parts of yourself that used to feel hard to explain. There’s something magnetic about how comfortable you are in your own skin, even when you’re shedding it. People trust you to take them somewhere new, and that’s a gift. You’ve already done the hard part. Now let yourself enjoy it.

Confidently Kinky

You don’t just crave closeness. You want fusion. Your freakiness is emotional, physical, and maybe even a little existential, and that can make things messy sometimes, but you wouldn’t want it any other way. You’re the kind of person who leaves a mark without trying. Just don’t forget that intensity needs rest too.

Intense and Unfiltered

You are uncontainable in the most impressive way. You’ve burned some bridges and then danced in the ashes, but there’s clarity in your chaos. People either get it or they don’t, and you’ve learned to stop waiting for permission. You chase sensation, truth, and power like they owe you something. Just make sure you’re also chasing joy.

How Freaky Am I?