Time to see if your mind is pure…or permanently in the gutter.
Do your thoughts stay wholesome, or do they immediately dive into the gutter? This personality quiz reveals where you fall on the spectrum, from an innocent mind to a total degenerate. It tests your ability to resist thinking in innuendo, and how quickly real-life situations devolve into...something less appropriate in your mind. Is your mind really as dirty as you think it is? Take this Dirty Mind Quiz and find out.
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If this quiz exposed your naughty side, take our How Freaky Are You Quiz to see how adventurous you really are. Or, for a more innocent check-in, try our Rice Purity Test to find out just how pure (or not) you still are. And if you want to explore the confident side of your personality, take our Am I Alpha, Beta, or Omega Quiz.
You hear a loud moan from the apartment next door. What do you think?
• Someone is hurt or reacting to a game or movie.
• Probably TV or music. Whatever.
• Maybe two people are getting frisky? I wonder briefly and move on.
• I assume it's something spicy. It's literally a moan.
• I go over to confirm...purely for science.
Choose a Sunday vibe:
• Cleaning your space, reading, and talking on the phone
• Farmers market, brunch, and bike ride
• Call up a friend and go wherever the day takes you
• Stay in bed, order food, pants optional
• Sleep in until 2pm, get dressed up, hit the town
A friend drops their hotdog and says, “It slipped out of my hands.” What do you do?
• Hand them a napkin and help clean up.
• Laugh at the timing but keep it wholesome.
• Almost make a bad joke, but stop yourself. It's too obvious.
• Make a little joke about them losing a grip on their wiener.
• Shout "Bro you just dropped your meat on the floor!"...or something like that.
Which of these words makes you giggle?
• Moist
• Balls
• Wiener
• Dingleberry
• None of them. Why would these make me giggle?
How do you react when someone says, without any context, “I can't fit it in”?
• Ask them what they are talking about. Like a normal, sane human being.
• Notice the phrasing but keep a straight face.
• Chuckle to yourself but play it cool.
• You drop a “that's what she said.”
• You pantomime intercourse with your hands. Very rudely.
Be honest, how often do you think about sex?
• Rarely, unless it’s brought up
• Occasionally, but it’s not top of mind
• It pops into my head more than I’d like to admit
• Honestly? All the time
• I’m thinking about it right now
Someone asks if you want to come over and “play.” What do you think they mean?
• We are going to literally play a game or hang out.
• I don't really know what they mean, but I'm sure it will be fun.
• Wait...are they coming on to me?
• This is obviously a hookup.
How often do you watch porn?
• Never. It’s not my thing.
• Sometimes, not super often
• Maybe once a week
• On a pretty much daily basis
• Multiple times a day, every day.
Your friend says, “I was up all night.” What do you immediately picture?
• They must have been studying or working, or maybe they were up sick.
• Probably Netflix or gaming.
• My mind goes to them being with someone.
• I start thinking of them naked
• I start thinking of them naked with me and someone else.
Why did you take this quiz?
• I just like taking quizzes, and I thought it would be fun.
• The title made me laugh and now I am here.
• I needed a distraction and this felt just chaotic enough
• I was told that I should take it.
• I'm just confirming what I already know.
Your brain does not automatically dive into the gutter, and a lot of dirty jokes fly right past you. You take things at face value and rarely notice innuendo unless someone spells it out. Friends probably find you endearing and pure-hearted, and, honestly? We could use a few more people like you.
You get hit by the occasional innuendo, but they don't flood your mind. Sometimes you may have inappropriate thoughts, but you move on without dwelling on them. People see you as grounded, maybe even polite, but you can still surprise them every once in a while. You live mostly on the wholesome side, with just enough awareness to catch a few strays.
You are right in the middle: sometimes pure, sometimes not, depending on your mood. You can laugh at dirty jokes but also hold a straight face when needed. This balance makes you adaptable in any crowd and innocent enough for polite company. You walk the line between too little and too far.
Your mind jumps to innuendo quickly, whether you say it out loud or not. You notice double meanings everywhere, and half the fun is catching them before anyone else does. You might keep it subtle, or you might share the joke depending on the vibe. Either way, you have a sharp eye for anything that can be taken the wrong way.
Your brain is firmly in the gutter, and you are not shy about it. If there is a way to twist something into innuendo, you have already done it, probably out loud. People either love you for it or roll their eyes, but you do not care. For you, life is just one long string of dirty jokes waiting to happen.
