Which Doki Doki Literature Club Girl Would Date You?
One of these girls is into you. Let’s find out who.
People tend to come to you for:
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About This Quiz
You’ve played Doki Doki Literature Club. You’ve read the poems, felt the breakdowns, and maybe even feared your own save file. But which girl would actually fall for you? This quiz goes beyond surface-level picks to figure out who would see you, understand you, and want something real with you. Whether it’s Sayori’s soft honesty, Yuri’s quiet passion, Natsuki’s fiery loyalty, or Monika’s unsettling clarity, you’ll find out who your energy pulls in.
People tend to come to you for:
• A good laugh and a safe place to vent.
• Deep conversations that go nowhere and everywhere.
• Solid advice, even if it’s not what they want to hear.
• Support with their problems, even when you’re falling apart yourself.
• To feel seen in ways they can’t explain.
How do you tend to show affection?
• Light teasing, dumb memes, and making them laugh.
• Giving them something you made just for them.
• Checking in without making it a big deal.
• Sharing something personal you don’t usually talk about.
• Helping them fix their problems before they even ask.
Pick a cursed object you were definitely meant to inherit:
• An old VHS tape labeled “do not watch”.
• A ceramic angel with a broken face.
• A dusty manga volume with someone’s name scratched out.
• A USB stick that auto-opens a text file called “Hi :)”.
• A necklace that you don’t remember putting on.
You’re being interrupted constantly in a conversation. What happens next?
• You shrink a little. What’s the point?
• You keep talking until they notice. They won’t.
• You throw in something ridiculous to force them to look at you.
• You call it out, calmly but directly.
What do you secretly wish people saw in you?
• That you’re trying so hard to stay okay.
• That you notice everything.
• That you’re more sensitive than you act.
• That you’re not as put-together as you seem.
• That you care, even if you can’t say it right.
Your most toxic trait if it had a catchphrase:
• “I’m fine. It’s fine. Everything’s fine.”
• “No one else will do it right, so I’ll just handle it.”
• “I don’t care. (I do, a lot.)”
• “If I open up, you’ll leave.”
• “I already know how this ends.”
If you were in the Literature Club, what would you actually be contributing?
• Sarcastic but well-timed commentary.
• Poems with layers that even you don’t fully understand.
• Comforting energy, even when no one asks for it.
• Ambitious ideas that may or may not emotionally destabilize the group.
• Quiet edits that improve everyone’s work without drawing attention.
Whose breakdown hit you the hardest?
• Sayori’s. You saw it coming and still felt helpless.
• Yuri’s. It was raw, messy, and way too real.
• Natsuki’s. Nobody should have to endure that and still smile.
• Monika’s. What if she’s the only one telling the truth?
Which act of Monika’s do you lowkey get?
• Wanting someone to really see you, even if it breaks the world.
• Editing the code just a little to make things more fair.
• Saying the hard thing no one else will.
• Cracking the illusion because everyone’s pretending anyway.
You wake up and it’s one of those rare mornings where nothing is expected of you. What now?
• Stay in bed for a bit. Let your brain drift.
• Get something done before your energy fades.
• Do something creative, even if it never sees the light of day.
• Make something small and sweet, just because.
• Spiral into existential thought before lunch.
How do you know when you’re really safe with someone?
• You don’t have to translate your feelings.
• You can talk for hours or say nothing at all.
• You don’t have to ask twice to be heard.
• You can break a little, and they don’t flinch.
• You’re not worried about being “too much”.
A friend hasn’t texted back in days. You’re feeling weird about it. What now?
• Overthink it but say nothing.
• Assume they hate you and spiral.
• Text something dumb and casual like nothing happened.
• Move on, but log it away emotionally forever.
• Call them out directly.
