Which Stardew Valley NPC Would Date You?
The spirits are feeling romantic today… let’s see who’s into you.
Pick an unhinged hill you would absolutely die on:
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About This Quiz
Think you know who in Pelican Town would actually ask you to the Flower Dance? This Stardew Valley dating quiz digs into your habits, hot takes, and secret love languages to pin down your Stardew soulmate. It's not about who you would pick...but who would pick you? Maybe you are adventurous enough for Abigail’s mine runs or steady enough for Harvey’s clinic hours, or perhaps Shane spots your dark humor from across the saloon. Take this quiz and see which Stardew Valley NPC would date you and why.
Pick an unhinged hill you would absolutely die on:
• Every home should have at least one cozy reading nook.
• Weekends are the perfect time for chores and projects.
• Every town should have a community center.
• Spreadsheets are fun, and more people should use them.
• Late-night gaming sessions are a productive use of time.
• No one should talk to you before you have your coffee. But they also shouldn't talk to you after either.
You’ve just triggered a heart event. What are you doing?
• Sharing a drink behind the saloon and trauma-dumping by moonlight.
• Listening to a record while painting quietly together.
• Fixing a busted radio and arguing about signal strength.
• Building a pillow fort and giggling.
• Hosting a pop-up dance party in the town square.
• Reading poetry and sharing secrets at golden hour.
What haunts you, but in a small, manageable way?
• That pile of unread books you’re definitely getting to.
• The fear you’ll never actually complete the projects you start.
• The weird energy in group chats when someone sends a voice note.
• That time you waved back at someone who wasn’t waving at you.
• Your ongoing struggle with routine and self-discipline.
You’ve discovered Mayor Lewis’s shorts in Marnie’s bedroom. What do you do?
• Quietly return them and never speak of this again.
• Write “found them :)” on a note and leave it under his doormat (without the shorts).
• Turn them in at the Luau to watch the Mayor's world burn.
• Gossip about it with the traveling cart merchant.
• Stick them in a chest and forget about them for three seasons.
How do you tend to show affection?
• Cooking something specific just for them.
• Fixing or improving something in their space without being asked.
• Inviting them on weird little adventures.
• Making them something beautiful with your hands.
• Sitting quietly with them and listening to them talk.
What’s your most toxic farm layout habit?
• Letting weeds take over because you’re a Junimo at heart.
• Hoarding kegs and jamming every tile with machines.
• Prioritizing aesthetics over productivity.
• Designing perfect symmetry and getting mad when it’s ruined.
• Planting 400 parsnips and immediately burning out.
An NPC confesses they wrote you a poem. It’s… not good. What’s your honest reaction?
• Say thank you and cherish it forever.
• Offer to workshop it together, gently.
• Read it in a dramatic voice until they laugh.
• Frame it unironically, then write them an even worse poem.
• Panic and pretend you’re getting an important call from Ghost Grandpa.
What kind of love do you think you’re built for?
• Steady, predictable, and low-drama.
• Passionate and intense, even if it hurts sometimes.
• Fun, weird, and a little chaotic.
• Quiet and soft, mostly spent in shared silence.
• Supportive but deeply independent.
A rival farmer flirts with your crush at Spirit’s Eve. What do you do?
• Charm your way in with a well-timed joke.
• Wait it out. You’ve got history, and they know it.
• Find your crush after and walk them home.
• Get a little petty, but keep it cute.
• Break out the slingshot. You’ve got explosive ammo.
When you look at Harvey’s magnificent mustache, what feelings stir within you?
• Mmm, what’s it going to take to get a ride on that thing?
• Wonder how much wax it takes to keep it that shiny.
• Who’s Harvey?
• Briefly ponder what it smells like, then feel weird about pondering.
• Decide to grow an even more glorious mustache yourself.
You wake up and your real-life TV says the spirits are “very happy” today. What do you do?
• Buy a scratch-off, win a hundred bucks, deep-clean the kitchen.
• Smash a personal record at the gym before breakfast.
• Send that risky text you’ve been thinking about. Time to shoot your shot!
• Take a solo road trip with a killer playlist and no destination.
• Declare “treat-yourself day” and paint the town red.
If you were a Stardew NPC, what real-world gift would make your day?
• A really nice pen you’d never buy for yourself.
• A kitchen gadget that solves one very specific problem.
• A hoodie from a random thrift store that fits perfectly.
• A fancy candle with a scent called something like “Library Ghost.”
• A little envelope of cash and a note that says “Buy yourself something nice.”
• A picnic in a secluded forest with good snacks and zero pressure.
People tend to come to you for:
• A calm plan when everything’s on fire.
• A hype speech that gets them moving.
• A safe, silent space to vent without judgment.
• A burst of creative chaos to shake things up.
• A brutally honest take that will get their head on straight.
• A fun hang. Not everything is about fixing problems.
What do you love most about playing Stardew Valley?
• Checking off cozy tasks until your brain purrs.
• Escaping the chaos of everyday life into a world where everything always ends up okay.
• Turning an empty field into something both profitable and pretty.
• Living out your fantasy of romancing an entire small town, obviously.
• Feeling rewarded for achieving small, manageable goals.
• Writing your own quiet story with chill background music.
