Pick the weather that matches your soul.

• That weird in-between phase when it’s foggy but warm and nobody knows what to wear.

• Light wind that smells like something familiar you can’t place.

• A dry, cloudless cold snap that sharpens everything.

• Muggy, gray skies that make you want to disappear into a hoodie.

• Intermittent sunshine that keeps catching you off guard.

• Heavy sun right before a storm breaks.

How do you react when someone’s being fake-nice to you?

• You act even nicer just to watch them squirm.

• You change the subject and move the conversation somewhere safer.

• You call them out, but with a smile.

• You silently log the data for later analysis.

• You subtly mess with them in ways they’ll never trace back to you.

Choose a crime you’d commit if the consequences were fully vibes-based.

• Walking into locked rooms just because you “felt like you belonged there.”

• Secretly replacing everyone’s desktop wallpapers with calming ocean scenes.

• Whispering fake spoilers to people in line at movie premieres.

• Smuggling rare plants across borders and naming them after your friends.

• Throwing a glitter bomb into city council just to shake things up.

• Starting a riot with nothing but a well-timed speech.

Which of these Pokédex entries describes your mental state?

• It wanders alone not because it has to, but because it chooses to.

• It absorbs the tension in the air and turns it into something useful.

• It stores toxins in pretty-looking sacs to keep others guessing.

• It flashes brilliantly, then vanishes before anyone can react.

• It locks eyes with its opponent and does not look away.

• It thrives in ecosystems nobody thought it could survive in.

You get called “intense” by a stranger. What do you do with that?

• Pretend you didn’t hear it but you definitely did.

• Ask them why they thought that and then really listen.

• Say “thank you” without clarifying what you mean.

• Laugh. Loudly. And then lean into it.

• Feel a little flattered, honestly.

• Go quiet and analyze it for meaning later.

What would be your fake job title if no one could stop you?

• Director of Overthinking and Late-Night Theories

• Strategic Vibes Coordinator

• Passive-Aggressive Systems Analyst

• Head of Spontaneous Disruption

• Senior Plant-Based Energy Consultant

• Cold Email Assassin

You’re the rival in a Pokémon game. What’s your signature move and your whole vibe?

• You show up silently, win, and vanish again without a word.

• You bring unpredictable teams and make it weird every time.

• You’re hyper-competent but always pretend to just be winging it.

• You inspire people even when you lose.

• You think battles are conversations and every choice is personal.

• You win fast and leave faster.

What’s the core belief you keep coming back to, even when the world disagrees?

• Stillness isn’t weakness.

• Most people mean well, even when they mess up.

• Power without purpose is just noise.

• The rules were never built with people like me in mind.

• The world softens when you treat it gently.

• You can burn down what you outgrow.

What kind of chaos do you unintentionally bring into a group dynamic?

• You ask a weirdly deep question and nobody recovers.

• You somehow become the leader without trying.

• You derail the mood with one sharp, accurate comment.

• You make things too fun and someone always pays for it later.

• You’re calm, helpful, and somehow make everyone else reflect on their life.

• You take over snacks and suddenly there's a foraged charcuterie board.

You’re tired. Emotionally, spiritually, physically. What’s your first move?

• You clean your whole space and pretend that counts as self-care.

• You disappear for a while. No texts. No updates.

• You start something new. Not because you have energy, but because it helps.

• You cry, make tea, and wait to feel human again.

• You find a tree to lie under and watch the light change.

• You put on loud music and fight your way through it.

Pick the worst superpower that would accidentally match your personality.

• You can teleport, but only to places you’ve emotionally repressed.

• You absorb pain, but it comes out later as mildly inconvenient weather.

• You can generate fire, but only when you’re bored.

• You’re immune to lies but develop a rash every time you hear one.

• You can mind-read, but only while making eye contact.

• You make plants grow, but only in weird places like car vents and pockets.

When do you feel most powerful?

• When you understand something everyone else has missed.

• When you're moving through the world with quiet, focused rage.

• When people trust you without asking why.

• When you spark action in others with just a few words.

• When you hold space for someone without needing to fix anything.

• When you're outnumbered, underestimated, and still show up.