Not everyone can be Wednesday. But someone has to be Thing.
Look, everyone wants to be Wednesday Addams. But this Wednesday quiz goes beyond surface vibes and aesthetics. We're going to analyze your emotional wiring, psyche, and unhinged snack preferences to figure out which Wednesday character you actually are. Maybe you’re secretly a Bianca, performing perfection to stay safe. Or a Eugene, quietly saving the day while everyone overlooks you. Whether you’re haunted by secrets, grief, or sentient plants, this personality quiz will find your Nevermore twin.
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If you loved this Wednesday quiz, you’ll definitely enjoy our Which Twilight Character Are You Quiz for another dose of gothic romance and brooding chaos. If you instead prefer your darkness with a bit more magic and rebellion, take our What Owl House Character Are You Quiz to find your coven among the weird and the wonderful. And for something a little more introspective, check out our What Human Emotion Am I Quiz.
Which slightly cursed snack combo would you devour with zero guilt?
• Hot Cheetos dipped in vanilla frosting
• Cold spaghetti eaten straight from the Tupperware
• Pickles and peanut butter
• Gas station sushi with Monster Energy
• Microwave s’mores made with saltines and no chocolate
• None of these. I would simply starve.
What kind of people do you naturally attract?
• People who look up to you more than you realize
• Emotionally messy disasters who think you're their therapist
• People who always feel like they’re in quiet competition with you
• Protective types who treat you like you’re more fragile than you are
• The kind of people who get obsessed with you and never quite say it
• Weirdos who somehow understand you instantly
You’re being haunted by a mildly annoying ghost from your past. What dumb thing are they still holding against you?
• You bailed on their birthday party with a vague excuse and never made it up to them
• You borrowed something “temporarily” and they never saw it again
• You always made plans and then forgot to invite them
• You trauma-dumped in their DMs and then vanished for three months
• You lowkey roasted them in a group chat. They saw the screenshots.
• You moved on and became cooler without them. They’re bitter and undead about it.
If you were a ghost haunting Nevermore, what cryptic message would be written to warn people about you?
• Do not say their name in the mirror. They will offer unsolicited advice.
• They’re harmless unless you ignore them. Then… not so much.
• It keeps rearranging the furniture. No one can stop it.
• Emotionally unstable. Do not attempt contact.
• Steals snacks. Blames the living.
• Will show up at 3 am just to ask if you’re mad at them.
Your emotional support animal is:
• A suspiciously intelligent raccoon in a hoodie
• A cat that only likes you and no one else
• A frog with anxiety and a little crown
• A crow that screams when you're about to make a bad decision
• A dog who doesn’t judge your weird hobbies
• A snake who whispers revenge plans in your ear
Pick a reason you’d get kicked out of Nevermore in the first week:
• Started a secret club that got too real
• Unleashed a monster to see what would happen
• Accidentally set off a magical stink bomb in class
• Stole a spellbook for some “independent” studies
• Turned morning announcements into a dramatic monologue
• Tried to unionize the ghosts
Choose the oddly specific Yelp review someone would leave after dating you:
• “Deep conversations, intense eye contact, emotionally terrifying. Five stars.”
• “Made me a playlist and then ghosted me. Would still recommend.”
• “Smelled amazing. Emotionally supportive. Slightly chaotic.”
• “Definitely a villain, but a really hot one.”
• “Showed up at my door with snacks and emotional baggage.”
• “Taught me how to pick locks and break hearts.”
You find a secret passage under the school. What do you do?
• Explore it alone without telling anyone
• Immediately text the group chat and say “I found something cursed”
• Investigate, but leave a note in case you die
• Ask the passage if it has a permit to exist
• Set up a booby trap just in case someone follows you
• Close it. You’re not dying in a side quest.
What’s your coping mechanism of choice?
• Humor that confuses and disorients your enemies
• Spiraling alone and pretending you're fine
• Staying busy to keep the existential dread away
• Talking it out with someone who won’t judge
• Revenge fantasies. Soothing, in a way.
• Writing weird poetry or journal entries you’ll never show anyone
You must pick a cursed beverage to drink once a week for eternal youth. Which do you choose?
• Milk that’s warm for no reason
• A glittery green soda that tastes like anxiety
• Soup. But it’s carbonated.
• A lavender latte that makes you relive middle school each time
• Water with a single bean floating in it
• Coffee that has vague notes of ketchup
Your new roommate is a sentient plant. What’s the drama between you two?
• They keep growing into your side of the room
• You’re pretty sure they’re trying to emotionally manipulate you
• They’re surprisingly clingy and you hate confrontation
• You bonded deeply, and now you can’t go anywhere without them. But they’re a plant.
• You tried to eat one of their leaves as a snack
• Honestly, you’re the problem. You just didn’t water them.
Which of these quotes lives rent-free in your brain?
• “Emotion is a gateway drug to empathy.“
• “I’m not sure whose twisted idea it was to put hundreds of adolescents in underfunded schools.“
• “Use the pain. It’s fuel.“
• “Sartre said ‘Hell is other people.’ He was my kind of guy.“
• “Friendship is a risk I’m willing to take.“
• “Always look the part. Power dresses well.“
You catch someone lying to you, but it’s about something small and human. What happens next?
• You say nothing. People disappoint you all the time.
• You ask them about it directly, even if it’s awkward
• You tell someone else. You need to process out loud.
• You forgive them. It’s really not a big deal.
• You pretend you don’t know, but you keep the receipts
• You do something petty but deeply satisfying
You feel everything but let almost nothing show. Your loyalty is sharp, your mind sharper, and your emotional walls? Architecturally significant. People call you cold because they can’t see the fire burning under the marble. You’ve mastered detachment as protection, but connection doesn’t make you weaker. Maybe let someone in from time to time. Just a little.
You’re bright, anxious, and loyal to a fault. People mistake your cheerfulness for naivety, but they don’t see how much you carry behind the smile. You feel everything deeply and want everyone to feel safe around you, even when you're barely holding it together yourself. You’re the one who checks in, even when no one checks on you. Just remember to give yourself the same grace you give to others.
You’re an introspective creative who feels things before you can explain them. People either romanticize or misunderstand you, but very few actually see the whole picture. You want to be known without having to perform for it. You’re not dramatic. You’re just trying to make meaning out of the mess.
You’re charming, adaptable, and deeply conflicted. You’ve spent a long time managing what people expect from you, while keeping your darker feelings buried. There’s a part of you that wants to destroy what hurt you and another part that just wants to be loved for who you are. Your dark thoughts don't define you. They just make you braver for holding it all together.
You’ve spent most of your life being impressive because you were afraid of being invisible. You walk into a room like you own it, but there’s a soft part of you that wonders if anyone would stay if you stopped performing. You’re brilliant, calculating, and better than most people even when you’re exhausted.
You are composed, captivating, and emotionally intelligent. You’ve made peace with your darkness, and now you help others do the same. People come to you for comfort because you see straight through their masks. You’ve already lived the chaos and chosen your calm. Just make sure you’re not always the one doing the holding. You deserve to be held too.
You’re wildly romantic, impulsively loyal, and weird in the most endearing way. Your emotions live close to the surface and you have no shame about it. You love big, fight hard, and would absolutely die for the bit. You bring fire into people’s lives, even when they’re not sure they’re ready.
You’re elegant, intimidating, and constantly trying to prove that you’re not as replaceable as you fear. You’re good at making things look effortless, even when you’re quietly unraveling inside. People admire you, but few realize how much that approval costs. You’ve worked so hard to become someone others respect. Just don’t forget to be someone you like too.
You’re the lovable chaos gremlin of the group. People never know what to expect from you, but your unpredictability is part of the charm. You’re loyal, weird, and surprisingly wise when it matters. You turn pain into punchlines and make grief feel a little less heavy.
You’re the behind-the-scenes MVP. People rely on you more than they realize, and you never ask for credit. You’re scrappy, stubborn, and always three steps ahead of the crisis. You’d rather get things done than wait for someone else to notice what’s wrong. Your friends and family rely on you, even if they sometimes forget to thank you.
You’re thoughtful, strategic, and always 10 moves ahead. You know how to make people feel seen, even when you’re hiding your real intentions. You’ve learned to weaponize likability and wield it like a scalpel. Underneath it all, you want control because you never felt safe without it.
You’re a sweet-hearted oddball with more guts than people give you credit for. You care deeply, whether it’s about bugs, friends, or justice. You may not always fit in, but you always show up. People underestimate you, which only makes your loyalty more powerful. Never let the world convince you that quiet means weak.
You’re laid-back, awkward, and trying your best not to turn anything into stone. You don’t always know what to say, but you see more than people realize. You thrive in environments where you’re not pressured to have it all figured out. Your softness is part of your strength, and you don’t need to be loud to matter.
You’re sweet, odd, and constantly underestimated. People overlook you because you don’t fight for the spotlight, but your quiet resilience runs deep. You know how to survive in strange places and still keep your weird little heart intact. You don’t crave attention. You crave belonging.
You’re intense, loyal, and built for endurance. Your life has taught you that pain is a teacher, and you’ve tried to make yourself useful because you never felt allowed to rest. You carry the weight of the past like it’s your duty. But remember that it's not a betrayal for you to heal and move on.
