Kazuma Satou
You operate on realism, not optimism. You cut corners, exploit loopholes, and complain loudly, but somehow things keep working out around you. People might badmouth you, but you're usually the one doing the math when everyone else is screaming. You may not be a hero, but you are very good at staying alive. And against all odds, that counts for something.
Aqua
You enter every situation at full emotional volume and trust the universe to deal with the consequences. You cry, celebrate, panic, and spiral openly, often in the wrong order. People might call you useless, but things mysteriously fall apart faster without you. You bring chaos, noise, and vibes wherever you go. Even when everything is on fire, at least it's never boring.
Megumin
You have one thing you care about, and you've built your entire personality around it. Practicality does not interest you if it dilutes your passion. You are fully aware this causes problems, and you have accepted that price. Others may move on, but you commit. There is something powerful about choosing exactly who you are, even if others don't always get it.
Darkness
You throw yourself into any situation with frightening enthusiasm. You crave purpose, validation, and intensity, even if when it comes with a cost. People laugh at how far you take things, but your loyalty isn't a joke. You endure a lot because you want to be there for the people who need you. Deep down, you just want to know all your work isn't for nothing.
Wiz
You are kind, capable, and somehow always broke anyway. You keep things running quietly while taking losses no one else wants. People rely on your generosity without fully noticing how often you sacrifice yourself. You stay gentle in a world that does not reward it, which is both admirable and deeply unfair. One day, maybe you'll let yourself be the priority too.
Yunyun
You try so hard to be included that it almost hurts to watch. You have real skills, real heart, and absolutely no idea how to stop feeling awkward about it. People overlook you not because you're forgettable, but because you don't always demand the space you deserve. You want connection, not attention, and that makes rejection sting more. You deserve friends who choose you without needing reminders.
Vanir
You understand the game better than most and enjoy watching it unfold. Chaos doesn't bother you because you know exactly where to stand when it lands. Some people think you're unsettling, but you're just honest about how things work. You use humor and manipulation as armor, not malice. Staying three steps ahead often feels safer than trusting anyone.
Eris
You keep things balanced while everyone else is being a disaster. You do the right thing quietly, without expecting praise or applause. People underestimate you because you don't make noise about your competence. You believe fairness still matters, even in a broken system. Somehow, your steadiness keeps the whole mess from collapsing completely.