Which Baldur's Gate 3 Character Are You?
There's a tadpole in your brain. Now what?
What’s your general approach when life throws you something confusing?
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About This Quiz
Are you the brooding cleric with a secret, the vampire spawn who flirts like it’s a blood sport, or the barbarian who punches first and hugs later? This quiz dives deep into your choices, chaos, and coping mechanisms to reveal which Baldur’s Gate 3 companion mirrors your soul. Expect morally ambiguous dilemmas, emotionally charged decisions, and a sprinkle of dark humor. Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or new to the Forgotten Realms, discover your inner party member.
What’s your general approach when life throws you something confusing?
• Research the hell out of it, then still doubt your conclusion.
• Keep it to yourself until you’re sure it’s actually a big deal.
• Pretend it doesn’t bother you, even though it absolutely does.
• Problem? Opportunity? Either way, you’re charging straight at it.
• Ask your friends, not because you need help—just curious what they’d do.
Someone challenges your authority in front of others. How do you respond?
• Talk it out calmly, even if you’re furious inside.
• Laugh it off and make them feel small without trying.
• Out-debate them on facts and logic until they fold.
• Challenge them to a literal duel. You meant what you said.
• Walk away, but make sure they regret it later.
What does safety feel like to you?
• Being surrounded by people who would fight for me.
• Having my own space and not being questioned.
• Control. If I’m in charge, I’m safe.
• Knowing nature always has a rhythm. I just need to follow it.
• Knowing I can walk away at any time and never look back.
Someone falls in love with you. What’s your internal reaction?
• Pure panic followed by a spreadsheet of pros and cons.
• Flattered. Conflicted. A little doomed.
• Suspicious, but... maybe open to it?
• Overjoyed but you’ll keep it cool until they say it first.
• Content. You let love in without needing to own it.
You’ve been given power no one else understands. What’s your first instinct?
• Use it wisely, but keep it a secret.
• Test it out in increasingly reckless ways.
• Refuse it. It’s not natural.
• Study it and write your own rules for it.
• Find a way to use it to help your people.
Which vibe fits your worst trait?
• You pretend to listen while mentally drafting your reply.
• You use charm to distract from your avoidance.
• You hold onto resentment until it calcifies.
• You put on a brave face and never ask for help.
• You shut down emotionally and justify it with logic.
What makes someone worthy of your trust?
• Consistency. Say what you mean, mean what you say.
• Not asking for more than you can give.
• Being curious without being invasive.
• Being broken in a similar way.
• Not trusting me either. Mutual suspicion is respect.
Pick the quote that feels most like you:
• “I have seen enough blood to last a thousand lifetimes.”
• “Power is freedom, and I’ll never be a pet again.”
• “Duty above comfort. Strength above ease.”
• “Every scar is a memory. I’m still here.”
• “You fear what I could become. So do I.”
You’re handed a map to a place you thought only existed in myths. What do you do?
• Cross-reference it with ancient texts before going.
• Burn it. Too good to be true.
• Go. No plan. Just instinct.
• Ask if your friends want to come too.
• Pocket it quietly and say nothing for now.
You make a huge mistake. What happens next?
• You apologize immediately, even if no one asked.
• You spiral quietly and vow to be perfect forever.
• You deflect with humor and hope they forget.
• You turn it into a lesson for everyone else.
• You accept it. Own it. Move on.
What kind of legacy do you want to leave?
• One where people feel seen and safe.
• One built on power and fear.
• One so chaotic no one can define it.
• One that ends a cycle of pain.
• I don’t want to leave anything behind.
What draws people to you, even when you don’t try?
• Your ability to make things feel possible.
• Your intensity. It’s a little scary but magnetic.
• Your vulnerability disguised as humor.
• Your deep calm. People open up around you.
• They don’t. You’re good at staying hidden.
